Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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