hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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