How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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