it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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