I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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