i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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