Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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