Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
