I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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