just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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