he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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