He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This house was built for laser tag.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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