She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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