there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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