This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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