Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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