I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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