Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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