my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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