We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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