wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
