dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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