weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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