I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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