quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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