it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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