so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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