Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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