So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
