I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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