did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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