I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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