just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm passing your future prison.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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