Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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