Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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