i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My liver just had a heart attack.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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