Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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