just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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