He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i dont even know how to be here
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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