This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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