Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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