We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
