I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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