so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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