It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
