i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drunk is a universal language darling
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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