Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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