How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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