You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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