i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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