I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
