that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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